OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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