dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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