She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You don't make any sense
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