don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
