Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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