well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
this just has baby written all over it
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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