I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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