He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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