is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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