we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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