I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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