I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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