So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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