Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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