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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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