How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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