On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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