that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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