we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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