If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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