yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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