I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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