I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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