porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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