Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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