My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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