They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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