Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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