This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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