Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.