Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal