If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.