Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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