I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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