so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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