How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
