can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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