At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
