I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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