Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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