i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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