He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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