Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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