absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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