I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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