How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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