You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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