Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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