I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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