just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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