So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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