I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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