By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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