I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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