This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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