How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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