you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This toilet bowl is my home.
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